Bonkers: (Adjective) Mad; crazy.

Gary Coleman, champion of mental health, went off on a rant in the above clip about a part he was forced to take in some low-budget flick called Midgets vs. Mascots so he could, you know, keep a roof over his head and all. Coleman alleges that the film almost "cost him his relationship" with his creepy wife who he doesn't have sex with, and says that he's going to "bash his fists in his agent's face."

If you ask me, Gary Coleman is pretty much the quintessential case study on why it's harmful to overall development to exploit children on television. Well, scripted television anyway. Those kids who took starred on that delightful Lord of the Flies-esque reality show are probably gonna turn out just fine. I can't really think of any better way of preparing a youngster for adult life than by forcing them to kill a live chicken on national television. Kids these days have to learn, McNuggets don't just grow on trees, you know.