April Fool's: (Exclamation) Said to a person who is the victim of a trick or hoax on April 1.

When I heard that Cloris Leachman was wearing nothing but lettuce for a new PETA ad campaign I immediately broke out in terror sweats, picturing something along the lines of Botticelli's Birth of Venus with a few more lettuce leaves and a lot more sagging skin. So you can imagine how awesome it was to see this tasteful lettuce and cabbage gown adorning Ms. Leachman for the poster. Even more awesome? At the unveiling of the ad in Times Square yesterday, (pictured below) Cloris is wearing what appears to be shearling and suede scuffs. To a PETA event. God, how much do I love that? In your face, PETA! See? That's why you can't trust old people to do anything right. My Grandmother once ruined a perfectly good DVD player by trying to insert a VHS tape into it. She never did get to record her stories that day.