Wretch: (Noun) A despicable or contemptible person.

You don't hear too much about ol' Avril Lavigne these days, who has always had a reputation for being an insufferable twat. So you'll be relieved to know that just because she's more or less out of the spotlight these days, it doesn't mean she's not still an insufferable twat. Case in point, last weekend she got "bombed" in an L.A. bar before picking a fight with her husband and acting like a total snot.

“She kept downing vodka drinks, to the point where she was obliterated. She ended up fighting with her husband (Deryck Whibley of Sum 41 fame) before ignoring him completely.”

While Whibley sat alone on the couch glumly, “­Avril talked to everyone else. When he was ready to leave, she downed two more shots of vodka before walking out the door. What a child!” (Source)

God, I hate Avril Lavigne. I think she is honestly the only person I can think of, who can basically be married to, like, Gollum, (see above) and I still can say: "He is way, way too good for her." But you know, I don't now who wouldn't be too good for Avril Lavigne. Maybe like the male version of Helen Keller so he can't see her stupid pink hair and skull-n-crossbone-laden outfits or hear her retarded mouth and retarded music. Or maybe just a man that's completely made of shit. Like a giant, anthropomorphised turd. Didn't X-Men have one of those?

More of Punky Loser getting wasted (again) in London last week: