Vulgar: (Adjective) Making explicit and offensive reference to sex or bodily functions.

Britney Spears, pictured above at Disneyworld last week, had a bit of a wardrobe malfunction during a show in Tampa when her leotard ripped, exposing her, uh, lady area. Naturally, Britney handled the incident with grace and aplomb.

The singer had just finished performing I'm A Slave 4 U and was being lowered beneath the stage when she revealed her costume blunder. Failing to realize her microphone was still on, she said, "My p**sy was hanging out!" - causing the arena to erupt in laughter. (Source)

Britney Spears, ladies and gentlemen! Pretty much the only difference between her and a truck driver is that truck drivers aren't allowed to be that heavily medicated before getting behind the wheel.