Terminate: (Verb) To assassinate someone.

Oh my God guys, you are totally not gonna believe this. Mischa Barton might be getting an actual, real job! Now she can quit her day job of aimlessly showing up to places looking stoned. Supposedly, she's being tapped (hee!) for the upcoming ruination remake of "Melrose Place."

Mischa Barton is heading back to TV - she's in negotiations to star in the Melrose Place remake. The former O.C. star has confirmed she is in talks to join the cast of the show.

Barton ended her run as rich kid Marissa Cooper on teen drama "The O.C." in 2006. TV bosses at The CW, who brought back Beverly Hills 90210 as a spin-off last year, have ordered the production of a pilot episode of the new Melrose Place. (Source)

At first I was not hip to this idea, as I used to love -- love! -- "Melrose Place" back in the 90's. And, I really hate -- hate! -- Mischa Barton. But when I think about it, "Melrose Place," if nothing else, was known for its awesome death scenes. I literally cheered when Kristen Davis ate it at the bottom of that swimming pool. And Mischa Barton, on the other hand, is probably best known for eating it on the "O.C." because everyone hated her stupid character so much. This is actually a match made in TV heaven. The only better possible scenario would be if they could figure out how to horribly kill her in every episode. Kind of like "South Park" only with stupider hats.

More of stupid Mischa and her stupid ginormous head at fashion week dressed like a Quaker: And just for fun, Marissa Cooper eating it after the jump!