Spectacle
Spectacle: (Noun) Drawing attention to oneself by behaving in a ridiculous way in public.The Kid's Choice Awards were this weekend, blah. Miley Cyrus won an award for something or other and she went all Kate Winslet on everybody's asses.
After shouldering losses for everything else with her name attached—Selena Gomez took the slimefest's Favorite TV Actress gong and iCarly swiped Favorite TV Show out from underneath Hannah Montana—the starlet scored a win for Favorite Female Singer. Despite having taken home the orange Blimp in the same category last year, she got surprisingly choked up.
"I really thought I was going to lose, so thank you, guys," she wept. (Source)
God, whatever Miley. It's a Kid's Choice Award, not a goddamn Oscar. Grow up already. You'd think she would have seeped in some of the requisite maturity that comes with banging a 20-year-old, but apparently not.
STOP IT WITH THE GODDAMN PEACE SIGN FOR PETE'S SAKE YOU WASHED UP LITTLE HAG. CAN YOUR FINGERS NOT FORM ANY OTHER SHAPE? STOP ASSAULTING MY EYEBALLS WITH YOUR CHIPMUNK FACE AND YOUR V SHAPED GRUBBY FINGERS AND GO BACK INTO THE HOLE FROM WHICH YOU SPRUNG YOU LITTLE FUCK.
I hate her so much. I think she might unseat Katy Perry, Stephenie Meyer, and Nicholas Sparks in the pantheon of my fathomless and perhaps not entirely justified RAGE.
ARGH.