Kelly Clarkson pees standing up. Yikes. (The Blemish)

The internet era has ushered in a whole new generation of horribly overused catchphrases. (Pajiba)

Katy Perry's boobs almost make up for her personality. Almost. (Yeeeah!)

Oooh! We finally get to find out what the hell is wrong with Katherine Heigl. (Seriously? OMG!)

Ha! Adnan Ghalib's ass is getting deported to Afghanistan. Score! (Celebitchy)

Ginnifer Goodwin is the anti-Barbie. (Ayyyy!)

Now you, too, can get Joaquin Phoenix's look. (cityrag)

Britney Spears' new video is out and I just can't muster up giving  shit. (CelebWarship)

And on that note, more of Britney Spears in a bikini. (BricksAndStones)

Brody Jenner, gay icon? (POTP)

Hell, who doesn't have a girl crush on Maggie Gyllenhall? (CollegeCandy)

Here's Paris Hilton's boyfriend's ex at the premiere of Race to Witch Mountain. (Popoholic)