Pam Anderson looks different. (The Blemish)

"Dollhouse" is still a lousy show, now only slightly less so. (Pajiba)

French Vogue labels Scarlett Johansson the "Anti-Marilyn," whatever the fuck that means. (Yeeeah!)

Kirstie Alley tried to have a grocery store shut down so people couldn't take pictures of her shopping. That's just... Pathetic. (Celebslam)

Britney Spears is trying to worm her way out from under her father's thumb. Uh oh, I think he's probably onto her now. (Celebitchy)

The "Fatty Demographic" is finally getting represented on reality TV. (Seriously? OMG!)

Josh Hartnett contracted a stomach virus overseas. Poor guy. (AllieIsWired)

Some freak is going around saying that the Lohans bought Lindsay on the black market as a baby. Except that, uh, she looks exactly like her mother, idiot. (CelebSmack)

Charlie's Angels: Lame, aging TV actresses edition. (usemycomputer)

John Mayer is still a douchebag, but an entertaining douchebag, anyway. (LaineyGoss )

This is the hottest thing on the entire internet right now. (omg blog)

Valeria Bertinelli looks effing amazing! Well, not so much the face. (IBBB)