A few of my colleagues caught Sam Raimi's Drag Me To Hell out at SXSW the other week, and supposedly it's the most bitchinest movie ever. (Pajiba)

Wesley Wyndham Pryce and Willow Rosenberg give birth to cutest baby ever. (Yeeeah!)

Britney Spears is finally reunited with her true love. (The Blemish)

Jennie Garth, Tori Spelling and Shannen Doherty are no longer needed. (Seriously? OMG!)

Madonna's Malawi charity is turning out to be an empty cookie jar. (Celebitchy)

It's the battle of the leopard print leotards! Emphasis on "tards." (Ayyyy!)

An Olsen Twin is morphing into Samantha Ronson. (cityrag)

Oh, apparently it was Ashley Olsen. (IDWYL)

Paris Hilton stars in... The Wonkness. (CelebWarship)

Gwyneth Paltrow goes shopping with her toddlers, a see-through shirt and black bra.  Classy! (BricksAndStones)

Jordin Sparks thinner; still a self-righteous asshole. (POTP)

Size does matter and other common myths about sex. (CollegeCandy)

Garfield's Slutty Cat Girlfriend Kardashian ruins implied erotica of lollipops. Site NSFW! (DrunkenStepfather)