Skankalicious: (Noun) Embodying the qualities of skankiness.

Fergie managed to nearly out-faux pas pissing herself onstage when she showed up to the launch of her new clothing line at Nordstroms this weekend with a freshly dyed scalp. Jesus, how does that even happen unless you A) dye your hair yourself with B) with Manic Panic? Now to complete the look all she needs is a Catholic school skirt, fishnet stockings, a nose ring and 3-ring binder with skull and crossbones drawn all over it.