Scumbag: (Noun) A contemptible or objectionable person.

Holy CRAPCAKES guys! Anna Nicole Smith's former lawyer/companion of questionable nature has just been charged with furnishing her with drugs over two years after her death. I did not see this coming, whatsoever.

Also charged with felonies were two doctors, Sandeep Kapoor, 40, and Khristine Eroshevich, 61, who allegedly prescribed medication unlawfully to Smith, according to the L.A. County District Attorney's Office.

The conspiracy counts allege the three defendants conspired to provide controlled substances to Smith from between June 2004 and January 2007. They also were charged with "prescribing, administering or dispensing a controlled substance to an addict," among other charges. (Source)

There's no word yet on how much jail time, if any, these three could receive if convicted. One thing's for sure, though, no amount of jail time can top the guilt Howard K. Stern must be carrying on his shoulders for being the main contributing factor in the tragic and untimely death of a young woman, leaving her young child motherless. Well... OK, maybe just a little prison ass raping could top it. You guys know I'm such a sucker for ass rapings.

R.I.P. Anna Nicole. Truly, she was too beautiful for this world: