Sad
Sad: (Adjective) Pathetically inadequate or unfashionable.Madonna attended a Kabbalah party Monday night ostensibly after having raided Lourdes' closet. I don't even know what to say about this. But to recap: Madonna is 50-years-old, dating a 22-year-old and dressing like a 13-year-old. Why not? The next logical step will be for her to go around wearing diapers. Although the beauty of that is that by the time that happens, Madonna may literally need to be wearing diapers. It's the circle of life!
She dresses like I did in junior high. It wasn't cool when I did it, it's not cool when she does it.
At least those scary arms are covered.
Oh good GOD.
What the hell is wrong with her? Not the doing a 22 year old bit - if Hefner's allowed to screw 18 year olds, I see no reason why we should pick on Madonna - but the terrible, TERRIBLE outfits.
I actually had better fashion sense than that when I WAS 13.
Wow. I seriously thought that was Katie Perry.
Why did she raid Avril Lavigne's closet?
I can't believe I'm actually saying something in stupid Madonna's defense, but it was Purim yesterday and the Kabbalah party she went to on Monday was a Purim party. Costumes are traditionally worn to Purim parties. She still looks ridiculous, but at least there's a reasonable explanation for it.