Sad: (Adjective) Pathetically inadequate or unfashionable.
Madonna attended a Kabbalah party Monday night ostensibly after having raided Lourdes' closet. I don't even know what to say about this. But to recap: Madonna is 50-years-old, dating a 22-year-old and dressing like a 13-year-old. Why not? The next logical step will be for her to go around wearing diapers. Although the beauty of that is that by the time that happens, Madonna may literally
need to be wearing diapers. It's the circle of life!