Rasta: (Adjective) Of the Jamaican religious movement which involves the wearing of dreadlocks and the smoking of cannabis.Oh my God, guys! You'll never guess were Katie Holmes went for spring break?! Well, it was actually Great Adventure, but I bet everyone will
think it was Jamaica with those wicked beads in her hair. No one the wiser! Oh, and just wait until she breaks out the Co-ed Naked Surfing shirt. She is
totally gonna be the coolest kid at school tomorrow.
Editor's note: Yeah, yeah, before you all start crawling up my ass; I know it's for a movie role. 



You mean we're allowed to crawl up your ass? All this time, I never knew that. Next time I'm in the mood for a little ass-crawling, I know where to go........
Of course you are! But, only when I deserve it, which is 97% of the time.