Puke
Puke: (Verb) To vomit.Long story short, I went out drinking last night. Because when you're a blogger, you can totally do that; go out drinking on a Thursday night. I know, my life is great. Anyways, I got pretty drunk. Like, blackout drunk. Like, don't remember singing karaoke drunk. Yet when I woke up this morning, I was totally surprised with how awesome and not-at-all hungover I felt.
Then, I turn on my computer and this is the first thing that smacks me in the face. And now it's all come back, like a person with amnesia regaining their memory. The Long Island Iced Teas, the 2 a.m. pizza, that half of a cigarette I smoked, all of it. Now I don't know if I should make myself throw up or start drinking again. Paris Hilton, folks. Literally, the only thing more sobering than waking up next to a stranger.
More below, including a delightful upskirt:
These photos belong in a pamphlet on mutating disease and NOWHERE ELSE.
Fuck this chick just takes nasty to a whole new level.
Oh good. I wanted my day to include ritual blinding.
Oh gross gross gross glaaaaargh at least put it behind a cut or something ew god.
I literally GAGGED
I am NOT DOWN with OTT (Other Tranny's Tongue). Not that I'm a tranny but...aw, fuck. HIS TONGUE LOOKS LIKE A MOLLUSK INVADING A SYPHILITIC CLAM!
...Phew.
I'm NOT THERE!
She's just going through the motions, doing whatever,not involved.. faking the act as long as people are watching her and she has your attention she willing do it.