Proof: (Noun) Evidence establishing a fact or the truth of a statement.

"See guys? Look, I totally eat!"

In her quest to prove that she's not back to being an anorexic coke-head, Lindsay Lohan was photographed at a West Hollywood "Yogurtland" eating -- wait for it -- frozen yogurt! Nice try Linds, but everybody knows frozen yogurt is pretty much the easiest food in the world to puke up. When I was in college there was even a girl who lived down the hall from me who would have pretzels dipped in ketchup for dinner every night followed by fat-free frozen yogurt for dessert, like we didn't all know she was throwing that shit up before she went to go hit the gym for three hours. Next time try something a little more inspired, like all-you-can-eat "riblets" night at Applebee's or a pie-eating contest. And not the pie-eating contest you have on a nightly basis with Samantha, either. Zing!!!