Predictable: (Adjective) Behaving or occurring in a way that is expected.

Remember when Paris Hilton was dating Benji Madden and she started wearing that retarded BM "bowel movement" ring all the time? Yeah. Well now that she's been dating this Doug Reinhardt asshole for all of a hot minute, naturally she's already wearing his stupid initial around her stupid neck. Doug Reinhardt, if you'll recall, was recently dumped by Amanda Bynes for being too much of a famewhore, and I called him a failure at using women for their celebrity and told him to go look up Tara Reid. Well now, he sure showed me, didn't he? But you have to admit, it kind of makes them the perfect couple. Right? I haven't seen such a natural pairing since flies met dog shit.