Petrifying
Petrifying: (Adjective) Paralyzing with terror.Remember back when Christina Aguilera was just some nice girl who sang about genies in bottles and shit like that? Yeah, me neither. Now we're just stuck with this person vaguely resembling a seductive female alien sent here to have sex with the Earth's men before revealing a set of foot-long mandibles and gruesomely biting their heads off.
That is clowny. Scary clown clowny.
That's a mask. I know that's a mask. That can't be real. That's not a face!
I like the new bangs. That old hair had seriously lost it's appeal. The makeup, let's hope, is stage makeup. Extra thick so the flash of the camera's doesn't make her look like Casper. Either way, it's not new. She been spackeling her makeup forever. It's like her signature look or something.