Owned: (Verb) To be physically or mentally disgraced in a formidable fashion.

Paris Hilton and her assy boyfriend Doug Reinhardt got into a physical altercation with a DJ in a Miami nightclub last week in which Reinhardt was handed a bloody face. (Heh.) The couple naturally blamed everyone but themselves for the fight, but according to the DJ it was actually Paris who started it.

Angello tells WENN, "Paris's story is a joke. She kept demanding I play hip-hop, not Madonna, Daft Punk or anyone else - I'm not a hip-hop DJ. I don't have a bodyguard either. Her guy punched me first and I defended myself. No-one else was involved. She might be used to people saying yes to her 24/7, but she's not going to get that from me. The Winter Music Conference is about the music, and that's the reason people travel to it from all over the world. It's not about spoilt girls getting what they want." (Source)

Just think, maybe if more people would have said "no" to Paris Hilton over the years, maybe she wouldn't have turned out to be the Godzilla-sized twat she is today. Then again, if Kathy Hilton had just gone through with the dang abortion, there would be no "what if's" to ponder in the first place. Hmmmm ... To the Delorian, Doc Brown! God speed!

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