Misunderstanding

jonas0323.jpgMisunderstanding: (Noun) A failure to understand something correctly.

Hey guys! So sorry about last week. I thought I might have time to blog between copious amounts of burritos and margaritas, but it just didn't happen. At any rate, it seems like I missed the latest incident of a Disney star doing something pants-shittingly racist. On the heels of Miley Cyrus' "goofy face" making incident, a photo of Joe Jonas has surfaced also making what appears to be "chinky eyes." I don't know, though. It seems like this time it might actually be kind of a stretch. I make that face sometimes too, but I like to call it "3am After a Night of Drinking at Smoke-Filled Bars and My Contact Lenses are Dried to My Damn Eyeballs." On the other hand, I still think this photo is proof of something, but it has more to do with the fact that he's wearing a zebra print shirt with the sleeves cut off. I'm pretty sure I actually saw that in the Delia's catalog one time. Delia's: continuing the proud tradition of outfitting teen girls and sexually confused teen boys, since 19-something-something.



5 Comments


Carolyn said:

I want to punch his ugly orange face in! What the hell do teen girls see in him? Did one popular girl think he was cute so all the others followed and it went global?


RaraAvis said:

First, welcome back, Stacey. We were wondering where the hell you were. Regarding this posting, what's up with the HELLO MY NAME IS JOE name tag?


lostdwarf said:

Yeah, I make that face too. But I'm Chinese so that's my excuse. But, I'd never wear that shirt, even if it would grant me everlasting life and youth.

And thank god you're back! I missed the bitchiness.


figgy said:

Welcome back, Stace!

And good lord, this kid is gayer than the gay hooker standing in the corner of the gay hotel downtown. Gaaay.


Fran said:

Oh come ON. It's obvious he's just fixing his eyeshadow!!!