Mess: (Noun) A person whose life or affairs are confused or troubled.

In the latest chapter of The Never-ending Downward Spiral That is Lindsay Lohan; Lindsay Lohan and her assistant got into a fender bender, damaging the $100,000 Maserati that she recently bought with Samantha Ronson's money.

The accident took place on Monday in Glendale, CA and Lohan seemed to be trying to keep calm, as she carried a can of Coke (product placement work for a cash-strapped actress?) and some papers with her.

Police were not called to the scene of the accident. Lohan is currently completing community service for her 2007 DUI incident in which an arrest warrant was recently issued for non-compliance but later dismissed. (Source)

Lindsay Lohan suspiciously seen holding a brand-name product, conveniently at eye-level, only moments after wrecking a $100,000 sports car? Yeah, I can say to a near certainty that she's getting paid for this. By whom, is the real question. Let's just say if Chris Brown is caught holding a bottle of Pepsi next time he smacks a bitch up, it's probably not a coincidence.