Malnourished

57038167websters326200923848PM.jpgMalnourished: (Adjective) Suffering from malnutrition.

The usually voluptuous Scarlett Johansson ruined everybody's day when she showed up at Moet & Chandon's "Tribute to Film" in London last night looking like she had given up on solid food entirely.

"She was talking to Thandie Newton about the rigid diet she's on," our spy said of the star of the upcoming "Iron Man 2." Joseph Fiennes, Eva Herzigova and Marc Newson were all there and ogling Johansson, who "was really working it," according to our snitch. (Source)

Well I hope she has fun working it now, because you know what the first thing that goes after a rapid weigh loss like that is? That's right: the bosoms. And a Scarlett Johansson without bosoms like like a world without rainbows. Or a mug without a handle. Or a car without wheels. Or some other analogy which makes a mediocre actress seem of value.

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4 Comments


Lila said:

She looks so much like Donna from that 70's Show.


belette said:

she still looks great in my opinion, but she shouldn't loose more weight.


David said:


Scarlett is a very beautiful, glamorous, young woman who,despite having the most spectacular breasts to ever bless Hollywood. She is free of any slutty or scandals and has proper behavior, she doesn't show uo on every Red Carpet event immodestly flashing,or nipple slipping. She is only 25 years old and her body is going through natural changes. And with the medias penchant on negative reporting, this is all they have. Look at these photos, is this a totally beautiful woman or what?


iheatlasagne said:

I did, and...no. Boring, vapid, talentless. Sorry.