Hero: (Noun) A person who is admired or idealized for courage, outstanding achievements, or noble qualities.

I know this isn't exactly timely news, but a reader sent me this clip of this Scottish chick named Sharleen Spiteri, who I think is some kind of singer or something, on Graham Norton's show last summer. I had never heard of Sharleen before this, but after watching this clip she pretty much became my idol. Some people idolize those who have accomplished great achievements, or who have overcome adversity to do amazing things. Rosa Parks. Neil Armstrong. Gloria Steinem. Me? I idolize the girl who threatened to "kick the shit" out of Paris Hilton and spit on her. It's nice to have someone who you can really look up to and aspire to be like, you know?

Thanks to Anna!

More of Paris being a whorey whoresmack like usual in Japan recently: