Granny Panties
Granny Panties: (Noun) Unflattering underwear, usually baggy and cotton, that every woman owns at least one pair of.Jennifer Garner was caught picking her adorable daughter Violet up from kindergarten yesterday wearing less than flattering underpants, which were seen ripped and tattered sticking out above the waistband of her jeans. I suppose you think I'm going to make fun of her for this, but I say more fucking power to her. You know why? Because real mothers don't wear $3000 Chanel tracksuits to third world countries while shopping for new children. Real mothers can't be bothered to put on fancy looking underthings because they're too busy juggling a newborn and carting around a toddler to give a flying crap. In fact, if mothering skills could be judged by the condition of one's underpants, I'd say Jennifer Garner here wins the Mother of the Year Award. So go stick that in a syringe and inject it somewhere in your haggard face, Madonna.
Whoever took this picture is a total jackass.
In other news, at the exponential rate that Violet's adorableness is increasing she will be able to lay waste to a drug cartel with a mere giggle by the age of ten.
I dunno about anyone else, but I tend to pull on loose strings. And let me tell you, a couple inches of loose elastic string on a pair of undies causes some serious separation of material. It kind of tickles, too.
You know, I understand that people don't walk around grinning like jackasses all the time or that you might not be inclined to smile with a ton of paps in your face or even that your kids are just bugging you one day. But Jennifer Garner is one of the few celebs I can think of who actually seems to enjoy her kids. Almost every picture of her with Violet shows her looking overjoyed to be spending time with her, whether she's wearing old underwear, a stupid dog costume, or nice clothes. So good for her, for doing something important like caring for her kids instead of having designer babies like accessories for her exorbitantly-priced outfits.
I have never been a big fan of JG but I applaud her attitude toward child rearing.
BTW that is a seriously cute little girl.
Geezus, how embarrassing for her. We all have comfortable undies we just don't want to throw away. That said, if JG wasn't a celeb., one would think she was just common folk, she always looks kinda drab.
I feel bad for Jennifer but I have to admit I am a granny panty fan. I love granny panties! I even found a website, www.grannypantynation.com dedicated to just granny panties.
I don't know about them being all ripped up but like GPQ, I am a big fan of granny panties, briefs, knickers, whatever you want to call them. Some frilly little thong of a thing does nothing for me. I would rather see an attractive woman in a pair of big white cotton full cut brief panties than some little piece of lace that doesn't cover a thing and leaves nothing to the imagination. The girlier the better. White cotton with a nice floral print on them....I'm there. When I was young most the girls and women wore brief underpanties and I have just always prefered them. And then when they show like JGs did, very sexy to me.