Flagrant
Flagrant: (Adjective) Of something considered morally, conspicuously or obviously offensive.Paris Hilton is an asshole. You know how you're worried about things like eating and heating your home after you lost your job because your company shut down the entire branch? Well Paris has got problems, too. Namely, that her stupid pink Bentley isn't "diamondey" enough.
A Bentley source said last night: “I guess she’s not hit too badly by the recession. Paris got one of her guys to phone Bentley in Crewe, where the vehicle was made, to ask if it would be possible to give it a little more sparkle.
“When the man said she wanted to stud the dashboard with a couple of hundred grand’s worth of diamonds, we were stunned. (Source)
I'm trying to think of what the appropriate karmic retribution would be for having a "diamond-encrusted" dashboard made for your car in the middle of an international financial crisis, but I can't really think of anything that doesn't involve her actually having to eat the dashboard. So instead, I'll just say that I hope someone shoots her in the face. Ta da! Sometimes the old classics really are the best.
More of the stripper version of Snow White her new boyfriend Doug Reinhardt:
Look on the bright side, Stace.
The workers who have to put the diamonds in get a little extra money. The folks at the diamond business get a few more sales. She will be spending fuel, so that means a few gas station owners get a windfall as well.
And eventually a destitute laid off form his job and abandoned by his wife will stick her up, take it to a chop shop, pocket a couple hundred worth of gems for his latest dose of Night Train. And unlike her sister, Paris isn't going to bother fighting back!
See, bright side!
Vermillion, you forgot the destitute diamond miners, they might get a few extra lashings and a stab of encouragement.
HA! Stace, this might be my favorite post yet.
If there is any justice in the world, this syphilitic whore will be dazzled by diamonds on the dashboard, drive this pink piece of shit off a cliff, then get trapped inside it, preferably still alive and conscious enough to know what's happening, while it burns.
Stace, I can think of one way to retribution, and it bypasses 95% if the alimentary canal..
I hate myself for crying on the inside.
Paris is working it to become the permanent cover girl for the World Communist Daily, isn't she?