Committed
Committed: (Adjective) Feeling dedication and loyalty to a cause, activity, or job.
Uhhh... Yeah. Joaquin? Definitely not a hoax. At a gig last night (above) he attacked a heckler and had to be forcibly removed from the premises by security, all the while Casey Affleck filmed on. It's kinda hard to make out, so here's the rough translation:
An enraged Joaquin, sounding a little more coherent than in recent appearance, announced: “We have a f***ing b**** in the audience. Nodding his head while rapping to a beat, he told the man: “I've got a $1million in the bank. What have you got b****?”
Joaquin - who sources say arrived four hours late for the gig at the LIV night club in the Fontainebleau Miami Beach hotel - then launched himself into the crowd. (Source)
To say that "this won't end well" is probably the understatement of the year. I'm guessing, specifically, it's going to end somewhere along the lines of "Some folks call it a sling blade, I call it a kaiser blade."
Before all hell broke loose:
Sheesh...Where's Tony Clifton when you need him?
Isn't this just further evidence that it totally IS a hoax?
Depending who you ask, it's totally evidence that he's insane or that it's a hoax. One things for sure, though, it's definitely evidence of something.
This tactic didn't work for The Brian Jonestown Massacre, it won't work here. Was I the only person on the planet not be blown into the cosmos by that hippie-shittery? Still can't go any worse than U2's latest effort: The Unremarkable Fire.
I watched the "I'm on a boat" video after the Joaquim break down. The other guy is funny.
Also faker than fake. I am sick of this stunt already. Imagine how played it will be by the time they actually put a movie out of this drivel. Ugh.