Businesswoman: (Noun) A woman who works in business or commerce at an executive level.

Kendra Wilkinson, formerly thought of as "the stupidest person on planet earth," is proving to have more business savvy than anyone could have imagined. Not only is she starring in her own upcoming series, "Kendra," but she's also starting her own product line. Guess what it is?

"I'm coming out with my own stripper pole. Stripper pole, and stripper pole workout," The Girls Next Door star, 23, told Usmagazine.com at the American Red Cross Red Tie Affair in Santa Monica Saturday.

"It's like Carmen Electra's, but mine is better," she continued. "Mine will connect to the ceiling, and you can spin on it and do all that stuff on it." (Source)

I hope Carmen Electra isn't going to take that comment lying down. In the world of Playboy-models-turned-stripper-pole-entrepreneurs, saying that your pole is better than someone else's pole is pretty much like a white glove slap to the face. I don't know how they could resolve this issue, but my guess is that it would probably involve a baby pool and pudding. Or possibly mud.