Appropriate

16585320websters36200921211PM.jpgAppropriate: (Adjective) Suitable or proper in the circumstances.

You know all those racy costumes Britney Spears is wearing on her "Circus" tour? Well just in case you thought otherwise, she wants to make sure everyone knows that her kids won't be missing a minute of it. Hear that? They get to see everything.

"Contrary to rumors linked to false articles," a late-night statement posted on Britney's website reads. "Britney Spears' sons, Sean Preston and Jayden James, will be joining her on the entire Circus tour and will be attending shows as planned."

"Britney's family is a huge inspiration and she loves having them on the road with her." (Source)

I would say seeing your mom writhe around on a stage wearing pasties and dancing on a stripper pole in front of thousands of screaming fans would normally rate pretty high on the traumamometer, but these are Britney Spears kids we're talking about. Sean Preston has set up camp in his happy place for so long he probably knows the name of the mailman there by now.

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