Animal Lover: (Noun) Someone with emotions that lead to bonding with non-human species.

Heather Mills, who -- if you'll recall -- is such an animal activist that she once encouraged people to drink rat's milk instead of cow's milk, has just signed onto a lucrative, $4.3 million deal with Burger King. Because, surprise! She's still a whore.

The former model - who last week invested in a seaside cafe which she plans to turn into a vegetarian eatery - has agreed to launch a new meat-free burger at the company's 11,350 outlets throughout the world, according to U.K. newspaper The People.

A source tells the publication, "Heather is ecstatic. She believes she can change the eating habits of millions. She's also being paid a lot of money and the deal will help boost her standing." (Source)

So, she knows, right? That just because Burger King is offering meatless options, they're still going to be serving up the 100% animal flesh kind, right? That's like a country offering to get behind Germany during World War II because the Nazis offered to start burning some Jews in "effigy." Even though they'd technically be burning just as many the old-fashioned way. When presented with the comparative logic, Mills' response was to inquire if the Holocaust was still offering endorsement deals.

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