Adult
Adult: (Adjective) Emotionally and mentally mature.Since Hayden Panetterhoweveryouspellit, 19, and Milo Ventimawhatshisface, 31, split up, Hayden has supposedly decided to make Milo's life a living hell while shooting "Heroes," and is trying to get him kicked off the show.
“She refuses to be on the set at the same time as him,” the pal tells OK!. “She is making it difficult for everyone involved.” (Her rep denies this). As for Milo, “He’s not going to play any games or stoop to her level,” says the friend. (Source)
See now, Milo? That's why you don't date co-workers. And also, that's why you don't date teenagers, when you yourself are in your 30's. Oh right, and we can't forget, that's why you don't date haughty, entitled little prima donnas. Pretty much, you don't date "insert any dating scenario which will no doubt come back to bite you in the ass." Next time why don't you just save yourself the trouble and stick your wang in the hose attachment of the vacuum cleaner?
More of Hayden smoking and drinking coffee, just like a real grownup!:
A midget's revenge is best served cold.
It's very cold, in space...
Usually, I would totally be telling Hayden to stop being a whiny bitch and get back to work, but as I type this, I'm in my RM class, and the first person I've ever (*ahem*) known in the biblical sense is sitting all of ten feet away from me. It's been a year, and the fucker never called, and I would enjoy nothing more than to stick him in a catapult and launch him head first into a minefield. So fine, Hayden, continue being a bitch, for I empathize with you.