Terrifying
Terrifying: (Adjective) Of something causing extreme fear.Pamela Anderson made a surprise appearance at designer Richie Rich's fashion week show, "Blondes Have More Fun." Hmm... It just makes me wonder. If I was being charged on either side by a rhino and Pam Anderson, which would I pick? Sure, giant fake boobs are definitely softer than a rhino's horn; but would I really want to live with that kind of post-traumatic stress my whole life? I think not.
She and Madonna are a pair. Hopelessly trying to stay relevant.
So Stacey -- if Madonna was coming at you from the left, and Pam Anderson was coming at you from the right, which one would you dodge if you knew you could only dodge one?
Judging from the naked advertised hell that was on Pajiba, she's downsized. Back problems? Lose a husband in The Cavern?
Grooooooooooooooooss....