Still: (Adverb) Up to and including the present or the time mentioned; even now.Can you guys even believe that it's been an entire year since Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer started going out? It seems like just yesterday she was jumping into the biggest mistake of her life. At any rate, John Mayer spoke with Ryan Seacrest yesterday about the milestone:
"At some point, you feel comfortable and say, 'This is the choice I want to make,'" Mayer told Ryan Seacrest on his KIIS-FM morning radio show Wednesday. (Source)
Wow, that Jen sure is a lucky girl. That sounds a lot like the credentials I use with when deciding to buy a new car. Laugh all you want, but I've yet to have a boyfriend last longer than a car; and cars are usually more reliable, too. Oh sure, you can throw "love" around all you want, but what the fuck way is
that to make a decision? It's all about the leather interior and gas mileage, my friends.
Jen at the Paris photocall for Marley & Me:




What a pathetic beta creature, having to settle for this metro-douche after Brad Pitt.
She should kill herself.
If leather interior and gas mileage are the criteria, every man should want Madonna and every woman should want John Mayer.
And I must be hallucinating today as I though BSlim here said "meta-douche" the first time I read his comment.