Sorrier

miley0210_1.jpgSorrier: (Adjective) Feeling even more regret or penitence.

After her totally half-assed apology last week that only pissed people off more, Miley Cyrus has issued yet another apology over her racist picture. Not because she's actually sorry, mind you, but because everyone is really pissed off at her.

"I want to thank all of my fans for their support not only this week, but always! I really wanted to stress how sorry I am if the photo of me with my friends offended anyone. I have learned a valuable lesson from this and know that sometimes my actions can be unintentionally hurtful. I know everything is a part of GOD’s ultimate plan, and mistakes happen so that eventually I will become the woman he aspires me to be. Peace and love, Miles" (Source)

I love how whenever any of these little redneck poptards get out of line they can always just throw God's name around like it's some kind of trump card or something. Like it's God's plan for Miley Cyrus to act like such an indignant underage whore all the time. If that's the case, than God is probably also the same sort of guy who would have his computer confiscated at the Best Buy when he takes it in for service.

More of Saint Miley and the infinitely more talented Taylor Swift at the Grammys:

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2 Comments


Tallulah said:

THANK YOU.

It irritates me to no end when these idiots bring God into their forced apologies for acting like the brainless dumbshits they are. Like God is anywhere in this whole sordid mess of her life and career?

Give me a major break, "Miles". And please, while we're on the subject, God told me this morning that he'd really be stoked if you'd duct tape your mouth shut, tie yourself up in a rope, and lay on the nearest train tracks.


TryScience said:

"Aspires me to be"?

WTF.