Snaps: Yawn
MK Olsen looks more terrifying than usual on the cover of Fashion magazine. (Lainey)Hef's new twins are wearing body paint. Again. Sigh. (The Blemish)
If you didn't see New In Town this weekend, it's probably because it sucked and nobody did. Here's why! (Pajiba)
Is Hillary Swank hot? (usemycomputer)
What the F is Lily Allen wearing? (Yeeeah!)
Hop in the way back machine to see Matt LeBlanc shill for Heinz. Coming soon, Matt LeBlanc shilling for Heinz. (Seriously? OMG!)
Obama got bumped for Jessica Simpson Fat Watch. (Celebitchy)
And in other Jessica Simpson Fat Watch news, Jessica Simpson learns that layers are a girl's best friend. (popbytes)
It's because of incidents like this that no one feels sorry for Lindsay Lohan. (Celebslam)
Pam Anderson: Cocaine Monster. (Celeb Smack)
Attention "90210" fans! Silly Putty Face is finally back as Donna Martin! (IBBB)
Hugh Hefner: dehumanizing twins like it was Nazi Germany all over again!
Oh Snap -- they both are wearing "69". Get it? "69"?
That's crazy -- who would have thought that one up?
With brains like that running their "career", I am sure their Daddy is proud.
Wow, Hefner was really scraping the bottom of the barrel with those two.
At least Holly is somewhat pretty, and Bridget is a cutie. These two are "butterfaces" except that their bodies aren't anything to marvel at, either.