What's Victoria Beckham's superpower? The ability to consume negative calories per day? (Seriously? OMG!)

Miley Cyrus demonstrates in this clip all of the reasons why I fucking hate her. (Lainey Goss)

Judd Apatow is still exacting his revenge on the world for not watching "Freaks & Geeks" and "Undeclared." (Pajiba)

Hahaha. Lindsay Lohan says she's thin because she's so stressed from all the meetings for movie roles. Hahaha. (Celebitchy)

Rihanna finally releases a statement. Everyone just leave her alone, basically. (Celebslam)

Just as long as she doesn't go back to that asshole Chris Brown. (AllieIsWired)

Nicole Ritchie must be really in love to have another one of Joel Madden's pasty, fat-headed babies. (Yeeeah!)

Let's all take a Gisele Bundchen bikini break from all this tedious-ass Oscar coverage. (The Blemish)

Dita Von Teese looks covetable just walking around shopping. (CelebSmack)

I think I am actually digging on Kanye's new mullet. It is fabulously crazy. (omg blog)

I tried to include photos of Lisa Rinna in my Oscar fashion wrap up but my computer literally refused to edit photos of her and shut down on me. (IBBB)