Guess the tranny! (Lainey Goss)

Here is a heartwarming little trailer about a guy who ejaculates fire. (Pajiba)

Britney Spears is suffering panic attacks over her "Circus" tour. Because it's not like I just didn't predict this yesterday or anything. (Yeeeah!)

A bunch of kids got arrested for beating the motherloving hell out of Lily Allen with snowballs. (The Blemish)

What?! Bette Midler and John Stamos? (Seriously? OMG!)

Jennifer Aniston said that she still has phone messages saved from Brad Pitt. Well, of course she does. (Celebitchy)

Somebody broke into Paris Hilton's gmail and started sending messages to people. I've got to use this excuse next time I use the internet drunk. (Celebslam)

Everyone still hates Sugar Ray! (Agent Bedhead)

Michael Phelps, American hero, might get charged for the bong photo. (CelebSmack)

Amy Adams looks fantastic in turquoise. (usemycomputer)

What's Demi Moore's secret to looking good? Besides baby seal lotion? (popbytes)