MTV's show about the mentally disabled reporters is not as horribly exploitative as you'd think.(Pajiba)

Christina Hendricks has got ample, heaving, voluptuous talent. (The Blemish)

Poor Michael Phelps has had his Wheaties box revoked. (Yeeeah!)

Hayden Panettiere, whose name I will never learn to spell as long as I live, is cheating on Milo Whatshisface, whose name I also will never learn to spell. (Celebslam)

Christian Bale rant set pics: Before and after. (Seriously? OMG!)

Because we can't go a day without Paris Hilton news: Paris is an attention whore. Surprise! (Celebitchy)

Hollywood has officially run out of fucking ideas. (Agent Bedhead)

A-mazing. David Hasselhoff stars in a new music video: "Don't Hassle the Hoff." (AllieIsWired)

Renee Zellweger gets double-teamed by transvestites. (CelebSmack)

Pics of Lindsay Lohan at the ESPN Superbowl party. (usemycomputer)

Jennifer Aniston is sticking to the formula again. (Lainey Goss)

Check out I'm Bringing Blogging Back's slick new site and watch Oregon Trail predict the death of "The Hills" cast members while you're at it! (IBBB)