Holy mother of God, am I relieved I didn't pick the short straw for reviewing the new Jonas Brothers movie. Everyone say a little prayer for Agent Bedhead, though. (Pajiba)

Tori Spelling got D-E-N-I-E-D at Fashion Week. (Lainey Goss)

I don't care what anyone says, Nicole Ritchie's baby is not cute. It looks just like one of those fugging Madden brothers. (Yeeeah!)

The manhunt is on for the asshole who leaked Rihanna's photo to TMZ. (The Blemish)

Even the movie posters for Inglorious Basterds are balls-out awesome. (Agent Bedhead)

Rihanna's dad points out a bright side to his daughter's photo being leaked. (Celebitchy)

Lindsay Lohan spends $800 per week or her hair and $500 for Samantha Ronson's, for what a flowbee could essentially do for free. (Celebslam)

Even celebrities forget to shave their pits sometimes. (Seriously? OMG!)

Hayden dumped Milo because of a preggo scare? (AllieIsWired)

Ellen and Portia want to have babies and live on a farm. Who doesn't? (CelebSmack)

I covet Isla Fisher's black minidress. (usemycomputer)

Holy snaps! Rudy Huxtable is smoking freaking hot! (IBBB)