Mickey Rourke and his new puppy. Tell me, is there anything cuter? (CelebSmack)

How could Twilight possibly get more annoying? Two words: Drew and Barrymore. (Pajiba)

"Desperate Housewives" must be desperate for ratings if they're pulling this bullshit. (Yeeeah!)

Another Pam Anderson upskirt? Oh, grossness. (The Blemish)

Holy cow! Dexter's sister/offscreen wife can sweat like a fucking linebacker. (Seriously? OMG!)

Linda Hogan crawls out from the woodwork like the diseased cockroach she is. (Celebitchy)

Jennifer Aniston all but has a voodoo doll of Brad Pitt. Or maybe she does? (Celebslam)

Sir Anthony Hopkins must be fucking losing it. (Agent Bedhead)

Tom Brady and Giselle Bundchen are married. Booo-ring. (AllieIsWired)

Zooey Descanel looked ADORABLE at the Independent Spirit Awards. (usemycomputer)

Wait a minute, Salma Hayek is forty-two? Is this some kind of joke? (Lainey Goss)

Lindsay Lohan isn't helping. (IBBB)