Those fucking fuckers are going to shit all over The Neverending Story. (Pajiba)

"DAAAAMN! THIS IS SOME BENJAMIN BUTTONS SHIT RIGHT HERE!" How old is Julia Louie Dreyfus again? (Yeeeah!)

Katie Holmes just realized what she's done with her life. (Seriously? OMG!)

John Graziano's family is starting to lose sympathy points. I still hate the mothereffing Hogans, though. (The Blemish)

Grace Jones is what it would look like if Zorro and the Catwoman reproduced. (Ayyyy!)

Halle Berry pulls a Posh Spice. (cityrag)

Oh, big surprise. Owen Wilson's friends and family don't want him anywherefuckingnear Kate Hudson. (Celebitchy)

Lindsay Lohan is looking more gaunt than ever. (CelebWarship)

Is Nicole Kidman's ice cube of a uterus preggers again? (BricksAndStones)

Maybe Drew Barrymore isn't so bad after all. Even she wants Jennifer Aniston to dump John Mayer. (POTP)

What do you guys think about kissing after ... You know what. (CollegeCandy)

Woohoo! Three minute Watchmen clip online. (Popoholic)