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Kim Kardashian wants to help... Other girls fit into their jeans. Yes, Kim Kardasian is the latest celebrity to helm a crappy workout DVD: "Fit In Your Jeans By Friday." And how is Kim going to help girls fit into their jeans, pray tell?

"The first day was my ultra glam day! The shoot is very stylized and fashion forward. I didn't want to wear typical workout clothes," Kardashian writes on her official blog.

The fitness extravaganza also found Kardashian sweating away the pounds in American Apparel leggings matched with a Herve Leger top and a hot-pink lacy bra, and a vintage jumpsuit that "was fierce!!! I also wore knee-high Puma sneakers that were insane!" (Source)

I get it, so girls can just glam themselves into their jeans! Well that makes sense anyway, because I've actually seen Kim Kardashian fit into her jeans and it involved significantly less huffing and puffing on a treadmill and decidedly more huffing and puffing from jumping up and down to try to actually cram her ass into them. I just hope Kim's workout DVDs come with a complimentary tube of KY Jelly and a giant, ass-shaped shoehorn.

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