Rivalry
Rivalry: (Noun) Competition for the same objective or for superiority in the same field.He's Just Not Into You premiered last night, a movie which I'm assuming is about women who are stereotypically needy, whiny and clueless and just happens to star Jennifer Aniston, which is not a coincidence whatsoever I swear. At any rate, the five female leads apparently decided to have a contest to see who could wear the ugliest outfit to the premiere. Jennifer Aniston made an admirable attempt with her skanky pantsuit that looks like it came from Dress Barn; (and which is also so obviously trying to one-up Angelina Jolie) and Jennifer Connelly nearly stole the show with her professional ice skater competition dress. And I can't overlook Drew Barrymore's saggy boob sock. But ultimately, I have to crown Scarlett Johansson the winner. Not just because her dress looks like an old person's beach cover up with a throw-uppy menagerie of colors, but because it also looks like she dyed her hair herself with a box of Feria she picked up at CVS the night before. See? The devil really is in the details!
I'm with you, Stace...ScarJo's hair, ick. My hair has looked better after a camping weekend.
Gennifer G. is thinking, "Thank goodness I'm the cutest."
And as an unabashed Labyrinth fanatic, I love Jennifer Connely always. But that dress is too short. And are those...SHOULDER PADS?!? Nooooooo!!!
Ginnifer Goodwin's outfit looks a tiny bit too casual, but she is ADORABLE! There is nothing in her outfit that makes me go ICK like with all the other girls. Jennifer Conelly's shoes? ICK.
Yeah, Ginnifer Goodwin's outfit is definitely the cutest. But unfortunately since it's bright orange it clashes horribly with all the other fugness.
ew, it's like a slimy mustache falling off Drew's boobs!
GG looks great and totally steals the show, casual or not. Jennifer Connelly looks gorgeous from the neck up, but I have to wonder if this is still the deal she had going with Balenciaga to wear all of their ugly crap. I say, get a new contract!
Whaaat da fuuck...is going on with Connelly's huge dome?
Aniston looks not so fresh, doesn't she?
Connelly is going through a lot right now, subsequently the weight loss. The problem (I think) is that they're so skinny anyway that they become skeletal if something happens (sickness, emotional distress). Guess they have to stay that thin or they get bad press, like that fat chick (only kidding Jessica!) Love Ginnifer, think her fashion sense has been totally underrated in the past. Drew is cute with the ponytail (hated the GG look)and just looks like a decent, fun loving person. Scarjo is gorgeous even with that hair. Aniston needs to stop the injectibles, her face is getting puffy. Or is it the sun exposure, or surgeries, or combination of all three? Be proud that you're 40, it took a lot to get there!