Retardation

56851980websters2262009113344AM.jpgRetardation: (Noun) Slowness or limitation in intellectual understanding and awareness, emotional development, academic progress, etc.

I used to think Katy Perry was just a run-of-the-mill attention whore, but after seeing these photos of her at a show in Manchester last night, I'm starting to reconsider. The bright red heels and blue and white polka-dotted skirt? Actual smiley faces affixed to her shoulders? I think we may be looking at full on Downs Syndrome here. I mean, what kind of non retarded person names their cat Kitty Purry, anyway? And not just any Downs Syndrome either, I mean like super retarded. Like Juliette Lewis and Corky from "Life Goes On" had a lovechild and named her Katy Perry retarded. In that case, I should probably start being nicer to her. It's not nice to make fun of retarded people, you know.

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7 Comments


hater from siloam springs said:

Do you really not see that "Kitty Purry" is the felionization of "Katy Perry"?

No, that doesn't make it any more or less completely retarded, but there is a logic here: it is all about Katy.


bionic bunny said:

my god, the woman mugged minnie mouse and stole her clothes!


Killershoes said:

Hey gentle people with downs syndrome would laugh at the clown and want her to make animal balloon shapes..



alessia said:

WHAT THE HELL IS SHE WEARING?!:O that has to be the most hidious outfit I have ever seen!!!! I just dont get it...... celebrties have soooooo much cash, yet they feel tottaly and completey comfortable in wearing the UGLIEST things!?!?! :S


sarah said:

i think we can make an exception to the "don't make fun of retarded people" rule here. just this once.


KennyKK said:

Dont call her retarded you guys, its an insult to retarded people to group her in with them. She has an IQ lower than ANY real retarded person. shes a complete fake wannabe attention grubbing cunt. I usually have something good to say about the people I despise for calling themselves "musicians" when really they are destroying music, but in her case I have nothing good to say. Her voice is annoying as fuck, she attempts to be cool by dressing like either a mentally reatrded 4 year old (hint hint) or she try's to pull off fashions from the 40's just so people will go "Oh look at how she dresses, she's super original". She's a sell out. She's retarded. She needs to pull a Heath Ledger (no offense to him, I love the guy) and kill herself.

the end
Kenny KK