Pass

cruise-body-b.jpgPass: (Verb) Forgo one's turn in a game or an offered opportunity.

Tom Cruise was spotted out in Brazil yesterday with no shirt on, sparking chatter about the return to his former ripped appearance. Yeah, I guess he looks alright and everything, but he doesn't do anything for me. Maybe like ten or fifteen years ago before the crazy set in, but these days I wouldn't eff him with somebody else's vagina. Or somebody else's 15-inch vibrating strap-on, anyway.



4 Comments


javelin said:

I wonder how many Dirty Dancing posters are in his weight room..


BarbadoSlim said:

He will never compare to Montalban's awesome man-tittage.

KHAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!


Mandy said:

Why is his stomach so concave? Ick.


lol said:

I think he was bending or standing up when this pic was snapped so his stomach looks weird. He's not too bad looking for an old crazy dude. I think he was really good looking in Top Gun. I still love that cheesy movie.