Outbreak: (Noun) The sudden start of something unwelcome, such as war, disease, etc.

The fatdemic currently plaguing Hollywood triggered by Jessica Simpson was exacerbated this weekend when Jack Black was photographed on vacation in Mexico -- get this -- looking fat. President Obama has yet to comment on this latest development and no word what effect, if any, this will have on the economy. However, if this alarming trend keeps up all the Starbucks in L.A. could soon be replaced by Krispy Cremes and The Ivy will have to start serving peanut butter bacon cheeseburger sliders.