Obviously
Obviously: (Adjective) Easily perceived or understood; clear, self-evident, or apparent.Here's Eva Longoria's BFF and purse-holder Mario Lopez giggling like a schoolgirl with Eva and Ken Paves at the opening of a salon in Vegas last night. Really? I mean, really?? This guy isn't out of the closet yet? He may as well just be in denial about being Mexican or having killer dimples.
I have to admit -- I don't think he's gay. I think he's exponentially retarded. But he's also evil, so he's like a menace to himself and anyone who tries to be nice to him, but absolutely harmless to those who avoid him. This is why he has a string of girlfriends who most guys would die for: he's funny until you realize he's not kidding about being a null zoid of ignornace and self-interest, in spite of his winning smile.
You knew people like him in High School -- people who were pretty on the outside and so vacuously dumb on the inside that you could feel them leetching IQ points when they walked past you in the hall. Many of them wind up selling shit at Kiosks in malls, or pawning off a multi-level marketing scheme, or enjoying a life of prostitution.
This one just happened to be lucky enough to be a child start of some minor note, and he's riding it out for dear life.
Hey look! A fag and his hag!