Obnoxious: (Adjective) Annoying or objectionable due to being a showoff or attracting undue attention to oneself.Jennifer Love Hewitt, for some inexplicable reason, spent her 30th birthday dressed up at Audrey Hepburn's character in
Breakfast at Tiffany's with a
Breakfast at Tiffany's themed party. Oh wait, I guess the reason isn't that inexplicable after all. It's because Jennifer Love Hewitt is
pathetic and retarded.
It began with a croissant and coffee at Beverly Hills jeweler Tiffany's, where she dressed as her heroine's character Holly Golightly for a real breakfast at Tiffany's.
And the Hepburn theme continued throughout the day at the Montage, where friends and family celebrated with Hewitt.
The actress says, "It was amazing. I had a great day." (Source)
Well I guess it does kind of make sense. After all, Holly Golightly was a needy, self-absorbed call girl and Jennifer Love Hewitt is a need, self-absorbed actress. Aside from the fact that Holly Golightly didn't need to purge Fiddle Faddle for a week to fit into
her dress, there's almost no conceivable difference.




This fuckery writes itself.
It's been reported that so many sales associates died laughing J.Love's birthday is now considered the Black Friday of jeweleries.
Didn't she play audrey hepburn in a biopic?? (Or did I dream that...) So maybe that softens your argument (or maybe I dreamt that too)
lord have mercy on this delusional moron!
I don't care how she dresses, it's how great she looks undressed that counts. I think she has a fantastic body as I prefer real women with curves versus skinny chicks with boob jobs.
Just another example of what a freak show celebrities can be. Never confuse fame with significance.
Nice rack.