Obnoxious

jlove0224_1.jpgObnoxious: (Adjective) Annoying or objectionable due to being a showoff or attracting undue attention to oneself.

Jennifer Love Hewitt, for some inexplicable reason, spent her 30th birthday dressed up at Audrey Hepburn's character in Breakfast at Tiffany's with a Breakfast at Tiffany's themed party. Oh wait, I guess the reason isn't that inexplicable after all. It's because Jennifer Love Hewitt is pathetic and retarded.

It began with a croissant and coffee at Beverly Hills jeweler Tiffany's, where she dressed as her heroine's character Holly Golightly for a real breakfast at Tiffany's.

And the Hepburn theme continued throughout the day at the Montage, where friends and family celebrated with Hewitt. The actress says, "It was amazing. I had a great day." (Source)

Well I guess it does kind of make sense. After all, Holly Golightly was a needy, self-absorbed call girl and Jennifer Love Hewitt is a need, self-absorbed actress. Aside from the fact that Holly Golightly didn't need to purge Fiddle Faddle for a week to fit into her dress, there's almost no conceivable difference.

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6 Comments


Zeiss said:

This fuckery writes itself.


javelin said:

It's been reported that so many sales associates died laughing J.Love's birthday is now considered the Black Friday of jeweleries.


jasper said:

Didn't she play audrey hepburn in a biopic?? (Or did I dream that...) So maybe that softens your argument (or maybe I dreamt that too)


angelInstead said:

lord have mercy on this delusional moron!


cowbulls said:

I don't care how she dresses, it's how great she looks undressed that counts. I think she has a fantastic body as I prefer real women with curves versus skinny chicks with boob jobs.


DXManners said:

Just another example of what a freak show celebrities can be. Never confuse fame with significance.

Nice rack.