Mind-Blowingly Sexy
Mind-Blowingly Sexy: (Adjective) Overwhelmingly sexy to the point of brain explosions.Oh... My... God... Are you ready for this? The Jonas Brothers? Go shirtless in their new movie Jonas Brothers: The 3D Concert Experience, hitting theaters today.
"That's an interesting question," Joe told MTV News. "It was actually just everyone's collaboration. We wanted to film everything backstage, and that just happened to be our quick-change room and they caught us. It was really funny."
Added Nick, "The thing is, we were in the midst of the show, so we were just continuing like a show. So when we went backstage, we didn't realize they were there and we were changing ... we went, 'Oh my gosh! Wow! We might want to get them out of here.' So it was in the moment." (Source)
Can you even imagine? There's literally going to be theaters full of screaming tweeners having their first sexual experiences all at the same time, like a bomb of repressed horniness going off. I just feel bad for the guardians and chaperones getting dragged to this thing. You're likely to get less messy at a "Gallagher" performance.
More of The Brothers of Jonas at the premiere of The 3D Concert Experience:
Ooooo boy. This can only end one of two ways:
1) Hermetically sealed va-jay-jays of tweener girls explode. Try not to think too much about that one.
2) Heads of guardians dragged to this horrid clusterfuck of a film explode.
Either way, there will be 'splosions.
Be still my retching heart.
OMFG are you serious!!! This is soooooooo amazing!!!! I doubt that any of you fully realize how big of a deal this trully is!!! THE JONAS BROTHERS!!! SHIRTLESS!!! THAT IS GOING TO BE ONE POPULAR MOVIE! ;) absoultey CAN NOT wait to see this! =D can we say Yummyy!!!(of course we can)
luvv ya! ciao
I heard a rumor that they had to paint nipples and chest hair on them, because in reality they're asexual humanoid dolls crafted by Disney at Epcott Center Labs. They also have no weiners or any sexual organs to speak of, which is why they'll never stop being virgins.
True story.
(I may or may not have started that rumor. Which isn't a rumor. Honest truth. )