Loophole
Loophole: (Noun) An ambiguity or inadequacy in the law or a set of rules.I knew those Jonas Brothers were a bunch of fucking liars. Apparently their whole "promise ring" bullshit is open to interpretation. I guess they just don't make promise rings like they used to.
When asked if he really meant that he and his brothers would be saving themselves for marriage, youngest brother Nick clarifies, "No. That was a personal statement made under personal circumstances...but we wear these rings and they're a constant reminder to us about living a life with values." (Source)
So what I think Nick here is trying to say is that they're still not having vaginal intercourse -- but are totally down with the butt sex. Well, I can think of at least one Jonas brother who is probably A-OK with that arrangement, anyway. (Pssst... The one on the right.)
The Jonas Turds arriving at "Letterman" yesterday:
I'm sure their publicist told them it would be bad to make all their 13 year-old, blowjob-giving fans feel like whores.
Is it me or is the one in the middle related to Adrian Zmed?
I HAVE BEEN SAYING THAT FOR MONTHS, SLIM! Bitch is looking for a part in the inevitable T.J. Hooker remake coming to the big screen in 2011.
Thank you.
Saddlebacking. The kind of butt sex Jonas Bros would have to "preserve" their "virginity."
I'm just waiting for there lies to blow up in there faces. We all remember when Britney Spears said she was waiting until she got married, well look how that turned out.
At the end of the day they are managed by there parents. So any little stories about them not being virgins get's taken care of by Mom and Dad. It must be nice knowing you can do what you want and not actually get caught as someone is always there to clean up your mess.