Issues: (Noun) Personal problems or difficulties.Guess who's going to anger management? That's right, everyone's favorite domestic abuser, Chris Brown. Shame he couldn't have gone before he beat up Rihanna. I guess hindsight really
is 20/20.
According to a source, Brown opted for anger management at the behest of his spin doctor, Michael Sitrick. "Chris doesn't actually have to go by law," our insider tells us, "but he believes it will make him look better to the public, and he wants to try to get in a few classes before March 5," his court date. (Source)
Well of course the asshole is doing it just for his image. Because you know what works even better than anger management?
Prison. It's hard to be angry about anything when you're biting into your pillow trying not to scream while your cell mate named "Skidmark" pounds the holy hell out of your backside. Grief, despair, self-pity; yes -- but
definitely not anger.
Oooh, how voluntary of him! I hope it includes role-playing activities such as puffing out one's chest and barking, "I'm Skidmark's bitch, bitch!"