Infectious: (Adjective) Of a disease-causing organism likely to be transmitted through the environment.

Uhhhh... So, apparently, this happened the other night. I could make an easy joke that the last time I saw the threat of germ warfare of this caliber was when I was reading The Stand -- but I'm more distracted by the look on Paris Hilton's face. Is it me, or is she actually rolling her eyes at Tila Tequila? Like, she legitimately is thinking: "Somebody get this trashy, disgusting, 15-minutes-of-fame hooker away from me." Not that Tila Tequila isn't those things, mind you, but the only thing differentiating Tila Tequila from Paris Hilton is a trust fund and a sex tape. And while Tila may be a glorifed, small Vietanmese boy stripper, a porn star she ain't. That I know of. Yet.